La Berliga 2018 Preseason Manager Interviews!

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La Berliga 2018 Preseason Manager Interviews!

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The 2018 La Berliga season will kick off on January 13, and many questions will be answered.  Can Rubin Kebab retain their title? Will Birrareal have their revenge after losing by one point last season? Can Werder Beerman climb out of last place?  Will the newcomers Athletico MaDrink or the Real Social Dads mount a title challenge in their inaugural season?

These questions will all be taken care of throughout the season, but now we look at how managers answered questions about their upcoming season, their hopes and dreams.  We see trash talk flying early and an air of confidence from many teams.  Who will back up there talk, and who do you think will conquer La Berliga in 2018?  It might just be whoever holds their beer the best!

 

Rubin Kebab

Last Season finish: 1st (22 points, 7 wins, 2 losses, 1 draw)

Manager: Claudio Chiacchia

 

Who is the worst team in La Berliga?

I think the teams are very similar. Probably The Real Social Dads start with a small advantage!

What is your best memory in La Berliga history?

The best memories I have are the blasphemies I’ve heard around the pitch.

What purpose does your worst player serve in your team?

The worst player is important to bring water and create a good atmosphere in the team.

To what length will you go to win the tournament?

No idea baby!

 

Birrareal 

Last season finish: 2nd (21 points, 7 wins 3 losses)

Manager: Domenico Capotorto

 

Explain the meaning behind your team’s name.

The meaning of our name is that we are the kings of beer!

Who is the worst team in La Berliga?

I couldn’t tell which is the worst team of La Berliga. When you look at our team, all the others suck.

What is your best memory in La Berliga history?

My best memory is a 3rd time when I drank 4 beers with all the other losers!

What purpose does your worst player serve in your team?

In each team you need a scape goat…

To what length will you go to win the tournament?

I’m thinking of giving false schedule to our opponents, but, as I said, there will be no need: they all suck!

 

Pathetic Bilbao

Last season finish: 3rd (16 points, 5 wins 2 losses 1 draw)

Manager: Primo Modica

 

Explain the meaning behind your team’s name.

Pathetic is usually our physical condition, but our surname is for our Spanish twin team, “Los Leones”, we never give up.

Who is the worst team in La Berliga?

I don’t know yet, after the transfer market we had in January and the start of the new season everything may have changed.

What is your best memory in La Berliga history?

Probably out first game of the season. We won that game and even though we didn’t know each other before we immediately became a team.

What purpose does your worst player serve in your team?

Hm… we have a provocateur, a leg breaker, and a killer. Can’t pick one.

To what length will you go to win the tournament?

Did I tell you we have a killer?

 

 

 

Shaktar Donuts

Last season finish: 4th (12 points, 4 wins 6 losses)

Manager: Matteo Scicchitano

 

Who is the worst team in La Berliga?

Without any doubt, the Team of Angelo Sebastianelli.

What is your best memory in La Berliga history?

My best memory? When we lifted our first Champions League trophy, or wait, maybe it was only my fifth beer…

What purpose does your worst player serve in your team?

We don’t have a worst player in our team.  We don’t have a hierarchy like in the other teams. This will be our strength.

To what length will you go to win the tournament?

I’ve already bought some matches.  I think that’s enough!

 

 

RealCoholics

Last season finish: 5th (11 points, 3 wins 5 losses, 2 draws)

Manager: Alexandr Lazarev

 

Explain the meaning behind your team’s name.

As I already said last season, our team’s name shows how creative Angelo is.

Who is the worst team in La Berliga?

I am full of self-criticism, that’s why it is The Real Social Dads. Just kidding, there isn’t a worst team. All the teams are good.

What is your best memory in La Berliga history?

My first “after game beer” with folks.

What purpose does your worst player serve in your team?

He replies to funny interviews.

To what length will you go to win the tournament?

Hm, I may even give up drinking.

 

Werder Beermen 

Last season finish: last place (2 wins 8 losses)

Manager: Luca De Fabritiis

 

Explain the meaning behind your team’s name.

…Hic, would you …hic… repeat the question…hic…please!?!

Who is the worst team in La Berliga?

Last season spoke: Werder Beerman is the worst team… for now!!

What is your best memory in La Berliga history?

The moment we had the idea to organize the Berliga 2018!!

What purpose does your worst player serve in your team?

… To answer these stupid questions!!

To what length will you go to win the tournament?

You mean that paying 10€ for each match is not enough???

 

Atletico MaDrink

New Team to La Berliga

Manager: Anton Wischnewski

 

Explain the meaning behind your team’s name.

Atletico describes the physical condition of our team: we are fit, healthy, and active. Apart from football, when meeting up we order all kind of drinks and shout “Ma drink”! We know how to give 120% during the game and to relax straight after.

Who is the worst team in La Berliga?

The worst team is the team which is always complaining, do fouls and do not play as a team! Cazzo!

What is your best memory in La Berliga history?

La Berliga is a special league, in which the last team can become the wining team during the competition. This makes every team feel special and equal. Best league: LaBerliga!

What purpose does your worst player serve in your team?

Atletico MaDrink does not have the best and worst player in his team. Every player is unique and is trying to give his best according to his key abilities.

To what length will you go to win the tournament?

Football is not only about success but also disappointments and failure – we know those challenges but we fight always until the end – Let the fair play win!

 

The Real Social Dads

New Team to La Berliga

Manager: Gulam Zeynalli

 

Explain the meaning behind your team’s name.

The name is motivation to get a baby.

Who is the worst team in La Berliga?

Rubin Kebab (Last season’s La Berliga winners)

What is your best memory in La Berliga history?

Winning the championship with Rubin Kebab.

What purpose does your worst player serve in your team?

I guess I am the worst player, so to be a captain.

To what length will you go to win the tournament?

5 matches

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